favorite action sequences
↳ captain america: the winter soldier - nick fury is attacked
Look at this. JUST LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BADASS THIS IS.
But you still truly fear for him, because this shit happens right in the middle of a city in broad daylight, where they’re gonna riddle him with bullets and tear him into pieces. And how most people would then regard him simply as a common criminal rightfully pursued by the police, who deserved the very public execution he’s about to get.
There’s a lot to be said about how they chose the “police” machinery to take down Fury, while Steve and company was pursued by nondescript Hydra thugs and the presumably private STRIKE team. They would have absolutely no problem to murder Fury then and there, but with Steve they know they simply cannot do it when there are witnesses around.
Not here, they say for Steve Rogers. But right here and right now for Nick Fury.
And also? Before the attack, Fury sees the white cops eyeballing him in his nice SUV and says “you wanna see my lease?” This man has decades of experience in intelligence operations. He’s been lead developer on an international security-based predictive analysis program. He’s an operations mastermind.
AND NICK FURY DOESN’T SEE THIS ATTACK COMING BECAUSE THE WARNING SIGNS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE AVERAGE INSTITUTIONAL RACISM HE SEES ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Finally, a donut for MEN!
Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with
i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.
It’s important to note one thing about Jo and Ellen’s deaths.
Season five was intended by Kripke and all parties as the FINAL SEASON.
He was killing off everyone around Sam and Dean because the show was coming to an end.
Dans like “wait! but I wanna dance with FOB! PHILL!!!”
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
Ye olde Windows screen savers.
I just want to see Nine, Ten, and TenToo in the same room
with Nine looking back and forth between Ten and Tentoo before glaring at Ten like “What the fuck did you do?”
i need to wash my hair and gloves will only protect you from so much please set quickly my lovely nails i worked hard on you today
when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed
i’m leaving for the airport in literally 2 hours and i can’t be arsed to shower this is what happens when you panic and obsessively pack for 2 weeks straight i mean i’m still panicking but i’ve lost all energy to pack some more