"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
That’s what you get for reading the daily mail in the first place
kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
no stop i already have one post ruining my life
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
"Ya Se, Xiao Yu! Do you know that teacher’s boyfriend is actually *starts to mumble an entire paragraph*….Why don’t you guys believe me?" - Da Dong
BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.
UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.
"Another scene I remember now as an adult is every morning at school we started the day with the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag…there was the American flag flying over the camp but I could also see the barbed wire fence and the sentry towers pointing at us from my schoolhouse window as I recited the words ‘With liberty and justice for all’." - George Takei, The Daily Show (July 24, 2014).
Full Episode (apologies, The Daily Show website does not have the best video player).
To Be Takei documentary official website.
- Mod Dawes Sr.